NOISSEY "Good Times Bad Times" Boxy Heavyweight Mask Art Shorts - White
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- EST. DEPLOYMENT TIME: 8-15 DAYS.
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“A dualistic exploration of fate and fortune, splitting retro drama masks and lucky 8-ball glyphs in deep royal blue.”
Splicing the philosophical dualism of mid-century theatrical arts with contemporary subcultural iconography, reconstructing a powerful aesthetic statement piece on a crisp White heavyweight blend canvas. This heavy-duty streetwear short implements our signature "Drama Twin Masks & Crossed Fingers 8-Ball" Symmetrical Leg Multi-Print Concept. The left thigh captures a highly detailed engraving of the classic smile-now-cry-later comedy and tragedy visages wrapped in “Good times / Bad times” gothic font. The right leg mirrors its intensity with a detailed portrait of a crossed-fingers gesture locking a branded street 8-ball between the joints. Please note the entire monochrome artwork is realized through premium heavy silk-screen printing in deep royal blue ink; the item contains no rhinestones.
Physical Specs
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Fit: Contemporary High-Street Slim-Straight Tailored Silhouette — Intentionally departure from traditional baggy, over-puckered oversized mesh shorts; this piece features a custom slimmed straight-leg matrix for a cleaner, sharper aesthetic. By engineering calculated narrower hip clearances, streamlined leg openings, and a precise gold length resting right around the knees, it creates a rigid vertical drape. This tailored posture ensures that the massive asymmetric graphic prints stay beautifully smooth and flat along the thighs during stride.
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Fabric: Heavyweight Compact High-Density Tech Blend Canvas — Woven from a solid, high-caliber tech blend base fabric processed with specialized carbon-brushing sequences and multi-tier color-lock washing to sustain its bright, fade-resistant White level. This specific blend composition injects immense structural memory and permanent wrinkle-proof density into the item, comfortably supporting the heavy ink coverage of the dual-leg setup while guarding the overall straight outline from warping over heavy machine laundering.
Tech Features
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Royal-Blue Heavy Ink Multi-Layer Screen Print: High-definition multi-dot screen printing technology isolates every delicate nuance—from the micro-engraving texture lines on the drama masks to the micro-logo inside the 8-ball—providing the flat graphic with an exceptional 3D artistic depth.
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Anti-Deform Multi-Row Elastic Waistband: Engineered with a sleek, drawstring-less waistband setup utilizing premium hidden high-tension internal elastic bands. Secured via multi-row parallel flat-lock stitching to deliver an optimized skin-tight flush fit that completely resists twisting, folding, or warping after extensive wash cycles.
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Reinforced Side Slit-Pockets & Twin-Needle Hem: Pocket junctions and bottom hems are bound with dual-needle lockstitches, actively resisting edge curling or loose threads while delivering a sleek flat-pack pocket outline.
U.S ORDERS
FREE STANDARD SHIPPING WHEN YOU SPEND $89+.
Puerto Rico is currently not supported.
All orders are processed and shipped with 2-3 business days. Orders placed on the weekend and holidays are processed the following business day. For Express delivery, orders must be placed before 12 PM PST or they will be shipped the following business day. Signature upon delivery is required for orders over $500.
*Holiday shipping deadlines. You can expect in delay in processing time of up to 3-7 business days.
*Express shipping is not available for P.O box addresses.
| ORDER VALUE | RATE | SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME (Business Days) |
| Under $89 | $9.99 | Standard Shipping | 8-14 Days |
| Over $89 | Free | Standard Shipping | 8-14 Days |
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
All orders are processed and shipped with 2-3 business days. Orders placed on the weekend and holidays are processed the following business day. For Express delivery, orders must be placed before 12 PM PST or they will be shipped the following business day.
European Union (EU)
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (8-14 Business Days) |
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UNITED KINGDOM
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (6-10 Business Days) | £6.99 when you spend under £75 |
| Free Shipping | (6-10 Business Days) | £0 when you spend over £75+ |
CANADA
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (8-12 Business Days) |
$34.99 CAD when you spend under $200.00 CAD
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| Free Shipping | (8-12 Business Days) | $0.00 CAD when you spend over $200.00 CAD |
AUSTRALIA
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (7-12 business days) | $14.99.00 AUD when you spend under $120.00 AUD |
| Free Shipping | (7-12 business days) | $0.00 AUD when you spend over $120.00 AUD |
UAE
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If you really want to do Cash on Delivery, please send us email to support@noissey.com with products attached, we will get back to you as soon as possible.
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (10-15 business days) |
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| Free Shipping | (10-15 business days) |
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