NOISSEY "Patchwork Bad Boy" Shimmering Jewelry Badge Cap Cartoon Portrait Oversized Tee
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“Dipping vintage Americana humor into high-street's most dazzling spotlight. Beneath the heavily patched trucker cap and dripping diamond chains, a rebellious cartoon boy deconstructs the rigid adult world with a playful smile.”
NOISSEY unveils the “PATCHWORK BAD BOY” Shimmering Jewelry Cartoon Portrait Tee—a brilliant crossover that collides vintage American illustrative caricature with excessive hip-hop luxury culture. The front chassis boasts a sprawling graphic of a cheeky, gap-toothed cartoon protagonist sporting an oversized trucker cap packed with embroidered heart patches, racing checkers, and brand scribbles. The boy flashes a knowing "cover-eye" smirk, and his hands and neck are stacked high with heavily iced-out rings, a gold watch, and layered Cuban links reflecting multi-pointed bright stars. The back panel is a complete visual masterpiece, displaying a 3D matrix of layered pin badges—ranging from a leopard-print No.8 ball to a massive 3D tin-metal button of the protagonist's face—delivering a heavily customized DIY collector's jacket vibe.
Physical Specs
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Fit: Signature Oversized Stance Drop-Shoulder Fit Engineered around our signature boxy template, featuring heavily dropped shoulders and a heavily widened torso. The straight-cut sleeves fall naturally away from the arm without any clinging, producing a low-center-of-gravity silhouette that maintains its rigid, flat structure even with the extensive weight of the multi-layered graphics.
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Fabric: Premium Ultra-Dense Long-Staple Combed Cotton Spun from double-yarn combed pure cotton to deliver an incredibly sturdy and thick knit structure. The fabric undergoes specialized pre-shrunk stabilization treatments, yielding a premium matte organic surface that easily holds the immense front and back graphic prints without any fiber sagging or warping over time.
Tech Features
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3D Embossed Shimmer Print Matrix & Illusion Depth The expansive printing utilizing advanced high-definition micro-digital ink injection. The stitched edges of the cap patches display realistic frayed cotton textures; the jewelry pieces utilize high-reflective metallic gloss overlays, and the badges on the back showcase hyper-realistic drop shadows and metallic outer bezels for a stunning 3D physical illusion.
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Warp-Proof Crewneck & Shoulder Taping The neckline is finished with dense, double-layer knit ribbing and tightly reinforced with shoulder-to-shoulder internal fabric binding tape. This locks the collar securely in place, keeping it flat and warp-immune through rigorous machine wash cycles.

U.S ORDERS
FREE STANDARD SHIPPING WHEN YOU SPEND $89+.
Puerto Rico is currently not supported.
All orders are processed and shipped with 2-3 business days. Orders placed on the weekend and holidays are processed the following business day. For Express delivery, orders must be placed before 12 PM PST or they will be shipped the following business day. Signature upon delivery is required for orders over $500.
*Holiday shipping deadlines. You can expect in delay in processing time of up to 3-7 business days.
*Express shipping is not available for P.O box addresses.
| ORDER VALUE | RATE | SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME (Business Days) |
| Under $89 | $9.99 | Standard Shipping | 8-14 Days |
| Over $89 | Free | Standard Shipping | 8-14 Days |
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
All orders are processed and shipped with 2-3 business days. Orders placed on the weekend and holidays are processed the following business day. For Express delivery, orders must be placed before 12 PM PST or they will be shipped the following business day.
Important Notice Regarding Cross-Border Shipments
By placing an order with NOISSEY, you acknowledge and agree that your purchase involves international cross-border shipping. Once your order has been dispatched, the logistics process is fully compliant and irrevocable. Please note that initiating a bank chargeback or canceling your order after shipment does not halt the physical transit of your package and may be considered a violation of NOISSEY's shipping agreement. We strongly encourage you to contact our customer support team directly should any concerns arise regarding your shipment.
European Union (EU)
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (8-14 Business Days) |
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| Free Shipping |
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UNITED KINGDOM
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (6-10 Business Days) | £6.99 when you spend under £75 |
| Free Shipping | (6-10 Business Days) | £0 when you spend over £75+ |
CANADA
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (8-12 Business Days) |
$34.99 CAD when you spend under $200.00 CAD
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| Free Shipping | (8-12 Business Days) | $0.00 CAD when you spend over $200.00 CAD |
AUSTRALIA
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (7-12 business days) | $14.99.00 AUD when you spend under $120.00 AUD |
| Free Shipping | (7-12 business days) | $0.00 AUD when you spend over $120.00 AUD |
UAE
Must Read: *Please note that Cash on Delivery is currently not available in our website. To ensure better service, we kindly ask that you make your purchase using online payment methods. Please fill out your shipping address and phone number carefully to ensure timely delivery by the courier.
If you really want to do Cash on Delivery, please send us email to support@noissey.com with products attached, we will get back to you as soon as possible.
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (10-15 business days) |
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| Free Shipping | (10-15 business days) |
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LOST/STOLEN/DAMAGED PACKAGES
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- You have up to 14 days upon receiving shipment to return items purchased on NOISSEY.COM.
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- Item(s) purchased must be in new, unused condition with original tags still attached.(Underwear or swimwear, Fragrance is NOT returnable due to our hygiene policy.)
- Once your order is received and inspected, a refund to your original payment method will be processed. Shipping Charges are non-refundable. Allow 3-5 business days for your refund to process.
- Returns or exchanges that are not due to a quality issue (e.g. change of mind, sizing preference) will incur a return shipping fee, which will be deducted from your refund.
- We do not accept returns or exchanges for Noissey products not purchased from NOISSEY.COM.
- Please choose your items carefully to avoid "change of mind" returns.
*Please note we do not offer gift receipts.
VISIT OUR SELF SERVICE RETURNS PORTALS BELOW:
Domestic(USA); Visit our Returns Portal HERE
International(Global-E); Visit our Returns Portal HERE.
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