NOISSEY "Beware The Ides" Caesar Assassination Painting Hand Gesture Oversized Tee
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- EST. DEPLOYMENT TIME: 8-15 DAYS.
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“Deconstructing classical historical epics into the cold, sharp hand gestures of the modern high street. Layered metallic silver nails and heavy rings form a living throne for Caesar's final dramatic hour, letting rebellion roar through a contemporary art lens.”
NOISSEY debuts the “BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH” Classical Painting Hand Gesture Tee—a subcultural masterpiece that seamlessly merges historical Western art documentation with aggressive high-street iconography. The front panel showcases a powerful graphic centered around hands stacked into a precise gun gesture, weaponized by long, futuristic metallic silver chrome long-nails and iced-out stacked index rings. Merged organically onto the hand's silhouette is a beautifully scaled micro-canvas displaying the epic classical oil painting of Julius Caesar's legendary assassination, blending themes of historical betrayal, power collapses, and urban danger into a single witty visual friction. The composition is crowned by the calligraphic cursive script reading "Beware the Ides of March" interlaced elegantly with a blood-crimson handwritten "Noissey" brand signature at the base.
Physical Specs
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Fit: Signature Boxy Stance Drop-Shoulder Fit Engineered around our signature boxy template, featuring deeply dropped shoulders and a heavily widened torso width. The sleeves hold a rigid stance that hangs loosely and flatly away from the shoulder line, establishing a low-center-of-gravity architectural posture that pairs effortlessly with baggy distressed denim or utilitarian tech shorts.
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Fabric: Premium Heavyweight Combed Cotton Canvas Woven from exceptionally high-density, double-yarn combed pure cotton to deliver an ultra-stable, non-clinging hand-feel. This heavy-duty textile provides the necessary rigid frame needed to serve as a completely flat canvas for the expansive chest print matrix, preventing any fabric sagging, warping, or stretching over high-frequency machine washes.
Tech Features
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Museum-Grade Micro-Pillar HD Direct-Inject Print To preserve the grand details of the original museum masterpiece, ultra-high-definition digital micro-printing is applied to perfectly capture the organic pencil shading on the hands, the marble textures of the senate, the flowing robes of the oil painting figures, and the crisp metallic reflections on the silver nails.
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Tactile Raised Gel Overlay & Warp-Proof Rib Finish The crimson branding and typography at the chest feature a premium raised, semi-gloss heavy gel layer for unique tactile depth. The crewneck is bound with extra-dense double-layer knit ribbing and structurally backed by shoulder-to-shoulder inner fabric taping, locking the sharp neckline shape permanently.
U.S ORDERS
FREE STANDARD SHIPPING WHEN YOU SPEND $89+.
Puerto Rico is currently not supported.
All orders are processed and shipped with 2-3 business days. Orders placed on the weekend and holidays are processed the following business day. For Express delivery, orders must be placed before 12 PM PST or they will be shipped the following business day. Signature upon delivery is required for orders over $500.
*Holiday shipping deadlines. You can expect in delay in processing time of up to 3-7 business days.
*Express shipping is not available for P.O box addresses.
| ORDER VALUE | RATE | SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME (Business Days) |
| Under $89 | $9.99 | Standard Shipping | 8-14 Days |
| Over $89 | Free | Standard Shipping | 8-14 Days |
INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
All orders are processed and shipped with 2-3 business days. Orders placed on the weekend and holidays are processed the following business day. For Express delivery, orders must be placed before 12 PM PST or they will be shipped the following business day.
Important Notice Regarding Cross-Border Shipments
By placing an order with NOISSEY, you acknowledge and agree that your purchase involves international cross-border shipping. Once your order has been dispatched, the logistics process is fully compliant and irrevocable. Please note that initiating a bank chargeback or canceling your order after shipment does not halt the physical transit of your package and may be considered a violation of NOISSEY's shipping agreement. We strongly encourage you to contact our customer support team directly should any concerns arise regarding your shipment.
European Union (EU)
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (8-14 Business Days) |
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| Free Shipping |
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UNITED KINGDOM
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (6-10 Business Days) | £6.99 when you spend under £75 |
| Free Shipping | (6-10 Business Days) | £0 when you spend over £75+ |
CANADA
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (8-12 Business Days) |
$34.99 CAD when you spend under $200.00 CAD
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| Free Shipping | (8-12 Business Days) | $0.00 CAD when you spend over $200.00 CAD |
AUSTRALIA
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (7-12 business days) | $14.99.00 AUD when you spend under $120.00 AUD |
| Free Shipping | (7-12 business days) | $0.00 AUD when you spend over $120.00 AUD |
UAE
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If you really want to do Cash on Delivery, please send us email to support@noissey.com with products attached, we will get back to you as soon as possible.
| SHIPPING OPTION | TRANSIT TIME | RATE |
| Standard Shipping | (10-15 business days) |
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| Free Shipping | (10-15 business days) |
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